Category Archives: junglesex
Jason Louv emailed, apparently this is now available:
UC1 collects under one cover the most volatile and direct magickal
writing currently available in the English language. It will change
you at the cellular level. You have been forewarned.
6″ x 9″, 418 pages, perfect bound, $23.
This is the “Beta” edition as the publication is currently awaiting
an ISBN and barcode for distribution on Amazon and in stores; it is
available to purchase now without a barcode in what is sure to soon
be a limited collector’s item…
seriously, I hardly need to even bother with commentary on this one.
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a 42-year-old New Jersey man who is running under the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party, is currently being investigated by the Secret Service for potential threats toward President George W. Bush.
According to Sharkey, Secret Service agents visited him and his 19-year-old wife, Spree, in Ohio on Feb. 15. The visit concerned Sharkey’s repeated remarks about impaling Bush, an act Sharkey said he would only do if he were elected president.
yes… yes I know, I’m also tempted to make a comment about a 42 year old dude who thinks he’s a vampire and his 19 year old wife… but I’m restraining myself. See? You can see the restraints, right?
The Hills Have Penises.
That would have been a very different movie.
Now go down on my valley, you little bitch…