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. . . is persuading the party to be intercepted to use a form of cryptography that the attacker knows they can break. Real life examples of kleptography include the British government encouraging the continued use of Enigma type cryptography machines by British colonies after World War II and the requirement that early export versions of Netscape Navigator and Internet Explorer use 40 bit symmetric keys.

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At that hard-edge club downtown, “The Fucking Bastards”, you score your first shot of Carney Piss. According to the street talk, Carney’s piss has some chemical agent in it that really zoo-zoo-zooms a user. A real kick in the brain, all ornery and hateful, just pulverizes you silly. You hope it’s the real stuff and not just some freak’s urine, fresh whizzed…

Rey Hosea Brandauerk presents the definitive guide to the extraction and sale of pineal crystals, offering for the first time a complete disclosure of the tricks and tools of the trade used by experts who have been operating in the trade for decades.

Do not allow yourself to be one of the millions of people who, every year, allow themselves to lose out on the tremendous earning potential of their pineal glands, squandering their big chance to cash in on the huge demand for pineal crystal. With this guide, you will learn, step by step, the process by which pineal crystals are extracted, treated, and sold, providing a full understanding of the opportunity that is waiting for you. Why let your gland power go to waste any longer when you could be profiting from the sale of valuable pineal crystals?


Table of Contents

  • Warnings
  • Foreword
  • Introduction
    • Welcome to the Pineal Crystal Trade!
    • Brief History of the Pineal
    • Tools and Skills Required

  • Anaesthetisation & Drilling
    • Ways and means of anaesthetics (including narcotics guide)
    • Stereotaxy and the Brain Surgeon (including charts and guides)
    • Burr Hole Safety and Suction

  • Evaluation & Insertion
    • What to Expect: endoscope preparation and insertion
    • Your Inner Brain Survey: measure twice, scrape once

  • Ablation & Extraction
    • Scraping and syringe work
    • Safety tips, recommendations

  • Closing Up
    • Bone wax vs. Ostene
    • Sutures: which ones are right for you?
    • Supplements to aid in healing and crystal growth

  • Treatment & Storage
    • Prepping the Product: your treatment options for the finest quality crystal
    • Storing your Crystals: the best solutions for storage and preservation

  • A Seller’s Market
    • Your Security, Their Security
    • The Exchanges

  • Afterword (from the Author)
Pineal Traffickers (illustration by Frank Kelly Freas, c. 1957)

You spend alot of time at web sites like Frequency 23, Irreality, Neopsychedelic, pastfuture, Nads n Clones,, and others looking for posts by the Dildo Mask Bandit. In a very short time you have it all reasoned out: this man called Carney is the Dildo Mask Bandit.

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